Chronicles Re-read

I've discovered some things about Chronicles when I re-read it.

1) Gil and Nigel are way funnier than Thom and Alex.
2) I can't remember who The Velvet Avenger is played by.
3) The Velvet Avenger should be played by Val Kilmer ("Try more knits.")
4) The Fashion Police are more properly characterized than I thought. I wrote them before I knew who played them, and now it fits beautifully.
5) We need to start making frames of things that are gold.
6) I and II are really really bad.